Yay, Nicke received her sampler so I can now reveal the whole thing. She and I are swapping little handmade ditties. I’ll be getting a “fancy poop” next month. No. Really that’s a good thing!
Here’s some super fun redwork on linen Aida cloth using DMC 115 in my favorite font!






OMG, this is the most fun redwork EVER.
Vajayjay on the side! Ha! Love. Especially love this variegated red thread you’re using.
Laughed so hard I snorted – so AWESOME! When my kids fart we call them booty-toots, so I really LOVE that toot is in the middle. And my four year old calls her va-jay-jay her gina (pronounced just like vagina,minus the “va”). Please don’t ever silence your inner twelve year old – she is magnificent.
That looks like the description of one of my nursing shifts.
Love it!
HAH! I LOVE this. such elegant but dirty words! :)
This is hilarious! I love it!
Beautiful! Now you need an elegant frame so you can hang it by the fireplace…
Too funny! Thanks for taking me back to middle school.
this makes me soooo happy! i am going to get it framed and hang it up in my sewing room! i love love love it! vajay jay, i die! ;) xoxoxo love it love you!
Another masterpiece!!
this is so great !! want to make me one for my bathroom ??? would gladly machine quilt in exchange xoxo
Love.
Yep, I knew it… there’s the red fart I was looking for! (And so much more!)
HI-LARIOUS. So good. Nicke is a happy camper.
Also, balls.
I love that you’ve included numpty! I thought that was just a British word!
Now that’s just plain silly! ;-)
Heh! This made my day!
Absofrackingloutely LOVE it! Beautiful, expertly executed crossstitching those naughty slang words. You ROCK!
Pamela in SOMD
!!!! hilarious! I love it!
And thank you for this. Been a long day and now I’m smiling. You rock.
Ha! This is great!